-Tony La Russa
A favorite anesthesia blogger, T of Anesthesioboist, recently
compared anesthesia to cooking. Not an inapt comparison, but I've
always thought anesthesia was most like...baseball. There are the
obvious reasons (I'm a guy, I was a baseball fan, baseball is like all
of life..); no, wait-hear me out on this one.
Anesthesia is like playing right field.
Firstly, batting is like an anesthesia induction or emergence (or like
coming off bypass); it is an acutely intense activity which requires
complete concentration on multiple rapidly changing variables in the
midst of distraction, if one is to be successful. It is an intensely
physical activity (go ahead-try to manage a cardiac induction with a
broken finger or sprained ankle) with relatively narrow tolerances.
Hitting and anesthesia are completely honest activities; there is no
pretend, and little that is relative; either you got it right or you
didn't.
The maintenance phase of anesthesia is like playing right field;
although it looks relaxed, it's anything but; peering in for signals as
to positioning, scrutinizing the batter's stance for clues to his
intentions. Examining the baserunner's positions; who's fast enough to
tag up and beat a throw, who's slow. Ignoring or engaging the crowd.
Preparing to move to a hit ball...every pitch is an exercise in focused
watchfulness and pre-positioning. That's the price of playing in the big leagues. And being
a "gold glover" means virtually never committing an error; One
mistake in a thousand plays is barely good enough. The chances that any
given pitch will result in the need for decisive action by the right
fielder are low; maybe routine fly balls two or three times a game.
Once every five or ten games maybe a big move; shag a fly and a long
accurate throw to the cutoff man. Once or twice a season, the game
hinges on your move; hero or goat? And if you get it right, the pitcher
might come by in the locker room and thank you for saving the game; or,
more likely, he might be too busy talking to the press about "his" win.